I think…

It’s better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you’re not.

I have my moments.

Quoted for truth:

“I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.”

– Helen Keller

Because what would the mighty desert be without every grain of sand?

Hilarious things are hilarious. Lau Auntie is no doubt quite a fascinating (albeit creepy) lau auntie. (Much thanks to Rockson Tan for her title. Kowtow.)

See, first she come and tell us:

Then ah, people see her say:

Like that how? Am I invited since in her post, she said all bloggers in Singapore are invited, or am I not invited, because I need another invite?

Or issit… since “all bloggers” are invited, if I don’t get invited or approved by the Council (with capital C), I don’t fall under “all bloggers”?

Which means… I will cease to become a blogger if I’m not in the Association (with capital A).

Wa lao. Omg. Take my $110! You win!

…….Aaaaanywayyyy, she has many other wtf-ness contradictions that many people have talked about, but I won’t reiterate, because I have decided that from now on, she’s going to become my best fren.

I won’t mention bad things about her like she’s old, or an auntie, act chio (have you seen her blog header photos omg), or got wrinkles or whatever already, because in my eyes, she’s perfect.

Don’t say I never warn you… please look at the post below before you think about getting on Lau Auntie Chio Bu’s bad side.

Quotable quote:

I did a quick check on the individual page ranks of the Committee Members in the Association of Bloggers (Singapore). They range from 2 to 4. The page rank of this blog is 4, while Mr Brown has a 6. With our powers combined, would we achieve local, if not world dominance? And if I start sucking up to him now, would he give me a pompous sounding title of Senior Executive Vice President of the Association of Higher Page Ranked Bloggers (Singapore) ? Nah, I’m just joking. I don’t have time.

Never argue with idiots, they just drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

A quote from No Man’s Land.

Doing nothing to stop it is, in fact, choosing. It is not being neutral.

Makes you think, doesn’t it?