It is pitch dark in my room except for my computer screen light. Saw a mosquito fly past my screen, into the darkness.

Instinctively, I reached my right hand out and grabbed an area based on intuition.

I didn’t think much of it until I opened my palm… and the mosquito flew out.

I have caught mosquitos with this “grabbing method” before, as opposed using my hands to “clap” the mosquito dead. Why? Out of sheer laziness. Cos grabbing only requires 1 hand; clapping requires 2.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, the extent of my laziness is quite deplorable.

Anyway for previous times, the lights were on. I’ve really outdone myself.

I have managed to catch a mosquito in absolute darkness based on sheer 1337ness (with a dash of awesome split-second distance/speed/time/direction calculation skills).

Gasp. /ninja