
I dunno if this happens to everyone (I hope not), but I have moments when…
- I feel the need to stretch every muscle in my body, but even after stretching a lot, I still feel very “unstretched”.
- My shoulders feel unusually tense, and shoulder massages don’t help.
- I feel like I need to c-c-crraaaccckkk my back, but can’t because I don’t know how.
- I want to burp many long, loud, satisfying burps, but never manage to, because they are either not long, loud or satisfying enough.
- I feel a dull, stifling, tight feeling around my chest area, like there’s something stuck there. But obviously there’s nothing.
- I just generally feel very restless and lethargic, like I’m meant to be doing something but can’t figure out what.
Notice that every sensation is punctuated by a helpless inability to do anything about it.
Sometimes there are identifiable triggers, like a large meal (or meals that have curry), a long bus/car/train ride, after I sleep with my head on the table or a long day outside.
But other times, they arise seemingly out of nowhere. They’re like sneaky girlfriend mood swings that terrorize boyfriends of the world, jumping on me when I least expect it.
It makes me want to scream into pillows, gnaw on table legs and go aarrrrggggghhhhh! Not necessarily in this order.







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