Hilarious things are hilarious. Lau Auntie is no doubt quite a fascinating (albeit creepy) lau auntie. (Much thanks to Rockson Tan for her title. Kowtow.)

See, first she come and tell us:

Then ah, people see her say:

Like that how? Am I invited since in her post, she said all bloggers in Singapore are invited, or am I not invited, because I need another invite?

Or issit… since “all bloggers” are invited, if I don’t get invited or approved by the Council (with capital C), I don’t fall under “all bloggers”?

Which means… I will cease to become a blogger if I’m not in the Association (with capital A).

Wa lao. Omg. Take my $110! You win!

…….Aaaaanywayyyy, she has many other wtf-ness contradictions that many people have talked about, but I won’t reiterate, because I have decided that from now on, she’s going to become my best fren.

I won’t mention bad things about her like she’s old, or an auntie, act chio (have you seen her blog header photos omg), or got wrinkles or whatever already, because in my eyes, she’s perfect.

Don’t say I never warn you… please look at the post below before you think about getting on Lau Auntie Chio Bu’s bad side.

Quotable quote:

I did a quick check on the individual page ranks of the Committee Members in the Association of Bloggers (Singapore). They range from 2 to 4. The page rank of this blog is 4, while Mr Brown has a 6. With our powers combined, would we achieve local, if not world dominance? And if I start sucking up to him now, would he give me a pompous sounding title of Senior Executive Vice President of the Association of Higher Page Ranked Bloggers (Singapore) ? Nah, I’m just joking. I don’t have time.