The secret to nice scrambled eggs.
I suddenly realised that I haven’t posted any photos in a nong, nong time! So before I get into my proness scrambled eggs tutorial, lemme show you all some photos first!
My maid, Tuginah, is TEH CHEF!
She cooked some gastronomically fantastic chicken rice before, and now she whips this sorta stuff up for dinner! I love it when she gets her chef moods. Hahaha. Yummy! I’m a lucky girl hehe. Can save money too, *contented sigh*, just in time for the GSS… wait, I mean… erm, I’m thrifty… so erm, anyway.. erm…
Okay! *cough* Moving on randomly to the next photo! Went to visit the boyfriend at his office again some time ago, and took this while he was moving in such a frenzy that he turned into a blur. Wahahaha.
He said he’d keel me if I put ugly photos of him here… but since his face is not even visible, I shall smartly conclude that it does not fall within the definition of ugly! It has to be visible before it can be deemed beautiful or ugly, you see.
*is amazed by own intelligence*
/abrupt change of topic (again)
Once upon a time, when Wendy was a little girl, she ate Big Breakfast at McDonald’s with her mummy. The scrambled eggs were soft, a little moist and tasted welly heavenly. *has tears glisten in her eyes as she recalls the precious memory*
Ok then hor, ever since then, she’s never eaten such nice scrambled eggs ever again. The scrambled eggs in the Big Breakfast set are now hard, lumpy, and cold.
Even Tuginah teh great chef also makes lousy scrambled eggs.
And so, Investigator Wendy, undaunted by the seemingly impossible challenge,
…transforms into Chef Wendy! Hahaha! Haha.. ha… ha.. *awkward silence* *has been watching too much Shugo Chara*
Taa-daa! I made these!
Very soft and moist and yummilicious!
Ask me how!
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*hears pin drop*
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Why doesn’t anyone wanna know? Nevermind, I’ll tell you anyway wahahaha! *is so amazed by her discovery that she has to share*
The secret is to… keep stirring the eggs in the pan! The end. Yeah lor, like that only. Quite unexciting right. I left it unstirred for about 3 – 5 seconds, and it started to harden already. So we can conclude that Tuginah and the McDonalds people were/are simply..
PLAIN LAZY
Mehs.






about 2 years ago
WHAT AN EARTH SHATTERING DISCOVERY! WHY DIDN’T I THOUGHT OF THAT!?
SIMPLY AMAZING!!!!
I R AWED.
about 2 years ago
The frst pic is an egg? I thought it looked like fish fillet. lol
about 2 years ago
I make good scramblies too :p
about 2 years ago
i used to love the big breakfast in macs when i was a kid too! but the quality of mac has dropped drastically over the past few years.. so sad=( i used to get those cute kid’s meal with the cute kid’s toy + cardboard bag.
about 2 years ago
Er… that is it? THAT IS ALL?
I GAVE YOU THAT “INVESTIGATOR WENDY” title and THAT IS ALL??
*throws table and walks off*
about 2 years ago
aye, the lightning picture i noe take from wer one!! ahahahhaa .
and y the serving for ur scrambled egg so small. make more lei…u need to bring some for me to eat wan lei.
about 2 years ago
dead_cockroach> That’s because the first pic was a fish fillet. ^^;
Maria> All hail good scrambled eggs hohoho.
Yuka> Me too lo. Nowadays really not nice already…
Kris> *whistles nonchalantly*
Uray> It’s my precioousssssssss!!!!
about 2 years ago
i make really good scrambled eggs too. i guess that’s my other culinary specialty besides instant noodles!
about 2 years ago
btw u look really good in tht photo!! hehe!!
about 2 years ago
yea.. mac’s scramble egg now is cold and hard.. i like scramble egg with cheeeeeeeese.. hee..
about 2 years ago
haha you obviously was not paying attention during home econs.. the teacher taught us that before, my dear… LOL
remember to add milk too!
about 2 years ago
Minnie> Oops, wahahhaa. Eh I did remember the milk, but my house doesn’t have milk…..