I suddenly realised that I haven’t posted any photos in a nong, nong time! So before I get into my proness scrambled eggs tutorial, lemme show you all some photos first!

My maid, Tuginah, is TEH CHEF!

She cooked some gastronomically fantastic chicken rice before, and now she whips this sorta stuff up for dinner! I love it when she gets her chef moods. Hahaha. Yummy! I’m a lucky girl hehe. Can save money too, *contented sigh*, just in time for the GSS… wait, I mean… erm, I’m thrifty… so erm, anyway.. erm…

Okay! *cough* Moving on randomly to the next photo! Went to visit the boyfriend at his office again some time ago, and took this while he was moving in such a frenzy that he turned into a blur. Wahahaha.

He said he’d keel me if I put ugly photos of him here… but since his face is not even visible, I shall smartly conclude that it does not fall within the definition of ugly! It has to be visible before it can be deemed beautiful or ugly, you see. *is amazed by own intelligence*

/abrupt change of topic (again)

Once upon a time, when Wendy was a little girl, she ate Big Breakfast at McDonald’s with her mummy. The scrambled eggs were soft, a little moist and tasted welly heavenly. *has tears glisten in her eyes as she recalls the precious memory*

Ok then hor, ever since then, she’s never eaten such nice scrambled eggs ever again. The scrambled eggs in the Big Breakfast set are now hard, lumpy, and cold.

Even Tuginah teh great chef also makes lousy scrambled eggs.

And so, Investigator Wendy, undaunted by the seemingly impossible challenge,

…transforms into Chef Wendy! Hahaha! Haha.. ha… ha.. *awkward silence* *has been watching too much Shugo Chara*

Taa-daa! I made these!

Very soft and moist and yummilicious!

Ask me how!

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*hears pin drop*

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Why doesn’t anyone wanna know? Nevermind, I’ll tell you anyway wahahaha! *is so amazed by her discovery that she has to share*

The secret is to… keep stirring the eggs in the pan! The end. Yeah lor, like that only. Quite unexciting right. I left it unstirred for about 3 – 5 seconds, and it started to harden already. So we can conclude that Tuginah and the McDonalds people were/are simply..

PLAIN LAZY

Mehs.