After being cooped up in NTU for forever, the toiletmate, roomie & I headed off to Sentosa to relieve some stress and get some UV rays! This post isn’t going to have many words….. because…. I’m…. lazy.

The very exciting monorail! I think I was the only one being welly welly excited though. -_-”

At the beach. 3 pale girls trying to get a tan.

Wanted to have Sakae Sushi… only to find out it’s been replaced by some weird Sakae Ikuyazu. Forgot the exact spelling… they only had ala carte stuff. We shared the turkey set lunch which came with beansprouts, fried tofu, and weird tasting salad.

The weird salad.

Phylicia & I happened to carry sling bags that are made of the exact same material! We also have the same phone… hah. Separated at birth?

Notice the similar clothes too. Haha.

We went to Vivo for some shopping, and saw the queue for the free Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. It was madness Sparta! This is only part of it. It extends all the way out to the open air part of the shopping centre.

Siao one. I’d rather pay the $4 or so for an ice cream than join a queue this long.

I haven’t slept since… eh, when? I don’t know. I just remember crawling into bed this morning at about 7:20 for a very heavenly uhhh, 15 minutes before my alarm clock rang. I remember mumbling “I love you bed. I love you so much. You feel so soft… but please let me wake up ok.”

On hindsight that made totally zero sense. Hmm, I was actually talking to my bed. ANYWAY.

I went for my paper today very zonked. I almost couldn’t really focus on walking because I was seriously dead tired. I will never, ever stay up all night again!

My paper was horrible, by the way. I was seated at the side of the exam hall at Nanyang Audi, Level 3 and luckily for me, there was quite a breathtaking view of clouds and such. Usually, the scenery, of all things, would be the least of my concerns during an exam, but this was so bad that other than just staring at it and praying for a miracle, there wasn’t much I could really write on the answer booklet.

There was this girl beside me who kept glancing over and giving me that worried wah-this-girl-must-be-damn-zai-why-finish-so-fast face, when it was more of a this-girl-screwed-up-so-bad-she-can’t-write-nothing-at-all.

I hope I intimidated her enough so she screws up with me mwahahhaha! Moderation FTW!

Here are some highlights of my scribbles on the question paper.

This is the school that never ends,
and it goes on and on my friend.
Some people, go without knowing what it is,
and they continue going it forever just because…

Q: What is black and white and hates Wendys?
A: This exam paper.

15 minutes was never this long when I was studying.

I’m toadily lost man. Like, toadily. *insert toad drawing here*

Yes, I had that much time. I also drew a comic strip of a bird asking a chicken why he crossed the road… but… yeah, you’ll just have to imagine that one yourself.

Screw McDelivery and their $3 delivery charge! Pui. It’s really too bad they are the only food delivery after 11:30 pm. I ordered a double cheeseburger and a corn cup the other day, and the total was a whooping $8 wtf!

$8 can buy 8 cans of coke, or 4 hair scrunchies, or 2 sacks of rice, or 0.016 of a Gucci wallet ok!

Peasants like me can’t afford McDelivery. (But can afford Kanebo lipsticks, wahahahhaha. Er, cough, nvm.)

So I got myself some KFC just now to curb my hunger pangs. (Fine, KFC is not cheap either. But eating too much McDonalds has made me McMad. *insert credit to Krisando*) I had the 4 piece chicken, popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and coleslaw set. Also known as

Couple Set A <3

So romanteek!

Yay for Colonel Sanders! Muacks muacks.

I came back to my hall room, and it suddenly felt so empty. I haven’t seen the room like this since the time I came to clean it before moving in.

Few hours ago it was still like this:

!!! I miss you already ah lian!

Hi Mr. Rapedapart.blogspot.com. I would comment on your site but I can’t seem to find the link. Either I’m blind or it’s really very obscure.

Anyway, your 17 year old mind is very cute. It’s Jessica Alba in a bikini… I repeat hokays. J e s s i c a  A l b a  i n  a  b i k i n i.

She is not a porn star, nor was the photo part of a very raunchy series of photos. It wasn’t even a photoshoot of sorts… the paparazzi just happened to be there when she was at the beach. In case you haven’t been to Sentosa in recent years, a bikini is actually quite a common thing to wear on the beach nowadays.

You want her to wear this, is it?

My point is… a bikini is. not. obscene. -_-”? Well, I mean, my grandma thinks they are…. but uhhhh. Moving on. Come, zeh zeh show you more bikini photos okay. Get used to them.

If you still do happen to think they are obscene… it’s okay. Very cute. But just try not to venture to Sentosa, East Coast, West Coast… or go to a beach holiday overseas.

You may foam at the mouth and faint at the sight of too many bikinis. =/

You.