1. “I can carry it to school, and study. If i try to study on this old one i will get a headache from all the screen jerks! It’s a worthwhile investment… laptop = hardworking daughter”

2. “Your daughter needs to keep up with the times, daddy. Nobody has a 3kg laptop anymore. You don’t want people to laugh at me for owning a Prestigio, right.”

3. “Grey makes me sad. If i look at this laptop anymore, I may go into clinical depression. Then how?”

4. “I can’t type my reports on this laptop! So many keys spoilt… and even Microsoft Office decided to bail on it already. No more.”

5. “I need to express my emotions! I need to say ‘zzz’ sometimes and that spoilt ‘z’ key won’t let me. It’s suffocating me, bottling up all these feelings. ”

6. “The repair costs for this will probably skyrocket so high that it’s possibly more worth it to just buy a new one… see right, when repairing the keyboard the hinge will probably drop, then the 1.44″ floppy (yes my laptop actually has it) may proably get affected, so on and so forth.”

7. “The laptop gets really hot when I use it for more than 90 mins… very scared it will explode leh.”

8. “I cannot run more than 3 programs at the same time… I cannot multi task. 2007 needs efficiency, not 256 RAM.”

9. “If you buy me this laptop I promise to tidy my room, sleep earlier and attend classes!”

10. “Daddy I just waaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttt. Pleeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeee.”